Do Vehicle Heroes Wear Green Capes?

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Oddly enough, you’re not the first to ask that question.

It seems like a no-brainer. Vehicle Hero. Cape. A match made in heaven,  right? Or Mt. Olympus or the Fortress of Solitude or the Bat Cave, maybe.

And we thought about it. Our Brand Manager, Benjamin Dykstra, has toyed with the idea of giving a green cape to every new hire to reinforce our brand and their new status as heroes.

But it’s a bad idea.

Not All Heroes Wear Capes

In case you haven’t seen it lately, you should go back and watch the Disney animated classic The Incredibles.

Edna Mode, Superhero super-suit designer extraordinaire, has one unbreakable rule: NO CAPES!

Capes cost superhero lives. An unsuspecting superhero can have their cape caught in a jet turbine, snagged on a missile fin, or sucked into a vortex. 

It’s not worth the risks.

Instead, our heroes dress pretty much the same as you: business casual, mostly, a few shorts and t-shirts, and one open-minded hero who has embraced the work-at-home lifestyle and doesn’t wear anything at all unless he’s on a video call. And then all he will wear is pink bunny footy pajamas. Live how you wanna live, Iggy.

We may not wear capes. We may not look the part. But we do have superpowers.

Superpower #1: We Put More Time In Your Day

When you decide to sell your car, the last thing you want to do is spend the next several weeks answering the same questions over and over and over again, waiting around shopping center parking lots for internet trolls who may or may not even show up, or driving around from dealer to dealer trying to find one who will buy your car without trying to sell you one of theirs.

Ain’t nobody got time for that.

We created Vehicle Hero to make selling your car as easy as pushing a button and as fast as ordering a pizza. Faster than a speeding bullet, some might say.

Superpower #2: We Put More Money In Your Pocket

More money. More better.

That’s not rocket science. Of course, you want to get more money for your car, but in today’s fast-moving used car market that’s easier said than done.

All those internet weirdos that keep calling to see if your car “is still available” are basically just lowballing their way through Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace trying to buy a used car cheaper by cutting out the middle man.

Vehicle Hero is here to connect you with local dealers who are experts at one thing: maximizing the value of every car they sell. The bottom line is your car is worth more to our dealer partners because they know how to sell it for more.

Superpower #3: Superior Technology

We weren’t born on the planet Krypton. We didn’t get bitten by a radioactive spider. We gained our superpowers the old-fashioned way, the same way Batman and Iron Man got theirs.

We built them.

We created technology that connects you with exactly the right people at exactly the right time to sell your used car, truck, or SUV faster, more profitably, and without any double-talk mumbo jumbo.

We don’t even need a cape. We just make it look like magic. 

Sell Your Car Today For More Money And Less Hassle

If you have a vehicle sitting in your driveway taking up space, collecting rust and rodents, and decreasing in value with every single day that passes…

Never fear; Vehicle Hero is here.

Benjamin Dykstra, Vehicle Hero Brand Manager
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